Dingwhipper 

1. (n) One who whips a ding.

2. (v) Masturbator.

3. (a) a fool or stupid ass

Your a real dingwhipper!

I'm horny, I think I'll go whip my ding.

Look at that fuckin' dingwhipper driving down the wrong side of the street.

Dingwhipper by Monty Q. April 21, 2003

Dingwhopper 

A seagull who steals food, particularly at the beach.

That dingwhopper took my french fries when I set them down!

Dingwhopper by Stew-Baby March 20, 2010

dingowhopper 

A woman 15” or larger penis with a 8” foreskin and no scrotum. The testicular organs are stored in the chest making them chesticles. Because of this the titties are as large as the average gall bladder. These penises were inserted into dingos and then they would whopp around inside making the dingo evolve into the unipus hunter.

There is a unipus on the loose! Get the dingowhopper and some dogs.

dingowhopper by The Dingowhopper Penis October 31, 2018