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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disingenuous

Paris Hilton expressed a disingenuous opinion about the business operations of Wal-Mart.
"Do they sell wall stuff?"
Disingenuous by Bill Bystedt December 7, 2003

Dingerious 

When something is bad,not acceptable,not good , not interesting it can be used for anything you do not like bascially.Can be used for a person,or object anything.Another from is Dingoo.When something is really really bad it can be said as super dingoo
"oh no i shat in my pants that is dingerious"

"Why is that guys behaving so dingoo"

"OH MY GOD he just killed that dog he is super dingoo"
Dingerious by A-KAT December 7, 2009