Ding Dong Shit Share definition Flag The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell. "Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!" Ding Dong Shit by ChrisNeville May 13, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Ding Dong Shit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch