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Dimward - a dumb person.
male1: i dropped my wallet down the drain last night, can ya lend me some money?

male2: Oh you fucking dimward, ight here ya go.
Dimward by RdotBdot February 16, 2010
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1. someone of no intelligence whatsoever
2. someone without skillage
3. someone who has no major role in society
1. You don't know what the equilibriam of a two sided square witha length of x times the square root of pi to the eighth degree of radical 7 is? DIMWAD!

2. You are a dimwad.

3. That hobo on the street is such a dimwad.
dimwad by k-wang August 4, 2007
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To dig ones way out of a hospital.
e.g. Sam landed himself in the Intensive Care Unit trying to digward himself out of his ward.
Digward by IamHERE February 25, 2015
word used to substitute for the expression :wow that went over your head"
Person 1; hey its raining cats and dogs
Person 2; realy where
Person 1; no ya dimwad
dimwad by Shay smartlink May 18, 2016
Your a dimwad!
Dimwad by MoonApple September 17, 2018
a portmanteu of dimwit and retard used to insult people.
dude 1: omg i are t3h pwn this nub
dude 2: you dimtard, your score's 2-12
dimtard by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
a country nigga that likes dip; a common meme used with a character in the popular children’s show, SpongeBob.
Look at those dipwards smoking that dip
dipward by thick negro March 2, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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