The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!
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He is a mant. Very aggressive and feisty mant.
dimitri horton is the mant the mant up.
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When do high on meth you turn into are saviour Dimitri Orlov who is ruler of world.
When me and my buddy ripped sooooo much lines of meth we turn into Dimitri Orlov
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Lord Dimitri, a well known user of Google Plus, was an internet raider, and doxxer. He was one of the most well known raiders among the site. He ran Et Templarii Ordinis, one of the better raiding groups in the entire bunch. Lord Dimitri was also affiliated with TPNG, and modern day UTTP.
Person 1 "Have you heard of Lord Dimitri?"

Person 2 "The well known raider on Google Plus, right?"

Person 1 "Yeah, that's him."
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Mike Dimitri is the most iconic fisherman bartender construction chef skiier world class traveler dog lover sky lover fire island skateboarding answers group calls gym rat non social media user scares michelle Cunningham off of fire island catches us and Jess staring at him as he turns the corner to go to work glow in the dark muscle loving Oswego graduate washed up 24 year old sky obsessed man has full on conversations with his mom telling him to fold his laundry while on a group calls has a wood cabin as a room thinks he lives in the middle of the Antarctic makes weird screams when In weekend mode scared of a relationship like nick Chan Lee smith CHARGUE man.
Mike Dimitri iconic
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It is correlated with Ivan Moments. However it is used when someone does something fucking confusing or annoying.
Holy shit, what the hell did you just say, it’s so confusing it’s literally a Dimitri Moment.”
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Idk who he is my friend justno says he’s a hero dimitry petrenko
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