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dildocity 

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.
Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?
dildocity by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007
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Dildocity 

Noun

1. The quality of appearing or acting like a cheap dollar store dildo, usually characterized by arrogance and disregard for common sense.
2. Not even good enough to be a dick.
Yeah Brenda, when he did that his dildocity just increased like ten fold!
Dildocity by Esprsso January 22, 2019

Dicktrocity 

An act of atrocity committed via being a massive dickhole.

Committing such an act of Dickish nature that it earns the title of Dicktrocity.
Dude I can't believe you'd stoop to that kinda level of "Dicktrocity!"

Hitler committed the ultimate "Dicktrocity."
Dicktrocity by RockHardRagingChub October 17, 2014

Dextrocity 

The new age hippy way of saying 'dexterous'.
Scotty's joint rolling ability is not as good as Rhys' FIFA skills. This is because he has less dextrocity.
Dextrocity by Jporter110492 September 7, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026