Consumer of dill in vast quantities. Person with a compulsion towards liberal application of neat dill to all savoury dishes, without exception. One who holds culinary sophistication in the lowest possible regard. Person with advanced control of gag reflex. Diner committed to the wholesale destruction of the Italian cuisine. Person hailing from the former Soviet Union.
Oh for fucks sake. I ordered a margarita pizza and the dill muncher of a chef has slathered it in mayonaisse and dill