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When a girl is taking a dump while using a dildo to masturbate at the same time: A female variation on the blumpkin
While Steph was in the bathroom, she felt a little horny so she grabbed her dildo that she kept conveniently under the sink, and while dropping the cosby kids off at the public pool she had a WICKED dildump.
by PulseBlind March 15, 2011