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Teh penis monster normally found under a womans panties shaped and textured like an actual man's junk.
Ram Rod: Man I was going through my girls panty drawer after boning her and found her dildopolasaur.

Trip: How big and what color was it.

Ram Rod: It was the dreaded black colt. 12" of black man junk.
by Hyouga August 28, 2009