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People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.
1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.
by roofus j. January 26, 2011
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City in Newfoundland, Canada
I live in dildo

no joke, its a town
by Chach March 04, 2003
9705 2362
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
by anonymous June 22, 2003
7116 2858
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
by Collegebums August 22, 2003
6363 3132
A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure
Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!
by Kara March 31, 2003
5632 2991
a girl's best friend.
i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!
by princessmetoo098 August 19, 2003
4538 2440
a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.
i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.
by angie scott February 20, 2003
3176 1763
a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.
Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there
by Fatass February 25, 2003
2486 1425