A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.
Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!