Dildike

1 (n) a woman acting spineless and floppy like a fake penis

2 (n) a fake lesbian

See also: Dildogenence, Dildoser, Dildojo, and Dildisease

(Lady one walks into gay bar)

Lady2: So, how YOU doin? *wink*

Lady1: Oh i'm not like that, i just came here with some friends.

Lady2: (walks away) Dildike....

by Your Dildogenent Leader February 16, 2010