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Dike

"That Sarah girl, she's a dike init?"
by weaponised_autism February 6, 2020
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Dike

An idiot who thinks dike and lesbian are the same

Dike is not spelled dyke, and it does not mean lesbian. Dike is a geology term and dyke means nothing.
Woah she's such a dike
by marsexo March 24, 2013
mugGet the Dikemug.

Dike

Old Old Old Time word for a ditch (apparently)
Not to be confused with dyke which means lesbian..
That fucktard over there just fell in a dike?

(if this ^^ was dyke...

....eurgh..................)
by Fucktarded Scarecrow November 18, 2009
mugGet the Dikemug.

Dike

The sexiest Nigerian man you'll ever lay your lonely eyes on. This the hardest working dude you'll ever meet. If you have the privilege of breathing the same air as a Dike, you no longer need to wake up in the mornings because at that moment, you can consider your life complete. A Dike is someone who is incredibly talented, compassionate, and intelligent. Dikes are often the ones who got away... so don't fuck it up.
Boy: "The internet says 'dike' is a long wall built to prevent flooding..."
Other Boy: "No, you uncultured swine. It's 'Dike', pronounced, 'D.K.' and he is fine as hell. A Dike would never with you. God, go read a book."
by bugatti227 November 22, 2021
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Dike

A straight women who is usually very attractive.
by FizzyMilk May 20, 2010
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Dike

it is artifacial reclaimed land on the shores of north germany.
by Jelly Fish August 11, 2005
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Dike

- Have you seen Connors Mum?
- Yer she’s such a dike
by Heelooooooo May 12, 2018
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