Digerstive
Digerstive by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012
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digestive pyrotechnics
To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.
digestive pyrotechnics by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007
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Obligatory Digestive
Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.
Obligatory Digestive by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017
digestive nap
A nap one partakes in after a delightful, filling meal. This type of nap allows the body to prepare for digestion and the following defecation.
Paige, after eating a half-order of cheese fries, nine ounce filet mignon, house salad, and coconut prawns, decides that it is time to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Before she can execute the drop-off, however, she enjoys a digestive nap to prepare her body.
digestive nap by Alex Beard December 21, 2005
digestive biscuit
A rugby/boarding school game. All male participants gather round a digestive biscuit and masturbate. The loser is the one who cums last. His forfeit being to eat the said biscuit. Also known as soggy biscuit.
Posh Kid #1, "Hey, Rupert, fancy one of our spiffing games tonight?"
Posh Kid #2, "Rather Percival! How about a game of digestive biscuit?"
Posh Kid #3, "Excellent! There's no way I can possibly lose four times in a row!"
Posh Kid #2, "Rather Percival! How about a game of digestive biscuit?"
Posh Kid #3, "Excellent! There's no way I can possibly lose four times in a row!"
digestive biscuit by The Strut September 29, 2004
Digestive Roulette
This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.
Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?
Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?
Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!
Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!
Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?
Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!
Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!
Digestive Roulette by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017
Pre-Digestive Bulimia
Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."
Pre-Digestive Bulimia by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
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