Top Definition
A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.
Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!
by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 04, 2010

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