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1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"
DickShag by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017
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dickshaking 

Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!
dickshaking by ecrear November 28, 2010

Dickshake 

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.
Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.
Dickshake by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009

dickshaft 

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago
He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!
dickshaft by caago August 21, 2009

dickshaft 

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.
She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.
dickshaft by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004

Dickshake 

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns
Dickshake by gbd199 October 29, 2020