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Dickochet
When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011
Related Words
Dickock • Dickockovich • dickcock • Dickochet • dickrocket • dickjocky • Dickpocketing • Diccockus • Dickbockle • dickcockpecker
dickcockpecker
dickcockpecker by Squiggy601 May 19, 2017
Dickjockey
Dickjockey by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019
dickpocketing
When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.
I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.
dickpocketing by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018
dickrocket
an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.
"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."
"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."
"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."
dickrocket by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009
Dickocrite
Person who is not only a hypocrite, but also a major dick about it. They think they are holier then tho while all the time plotting evil and crushing cities like Godzilla, whilst wearing a t-shirt that says "NOT ME"
A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.
A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.
A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
"Richard is such a dickocrite...he yelled at me because I cheated on my test, but I just found out he has been sleeping with my best friend for 3 months.
Dickocrite by poon1004 August 13, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026