When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.
My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.
by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020
Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.
by iamanthonydean May 24, 2020
by T-money69 November 3, 2017
when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss
by i came all the way here October 12, 2023
The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
by PikeTU February 12, 2018
Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
by kwis9 March 28, 2023
My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021