by elizalegs February 8, 2007
When the quality of the dick is so high that you tell of those other man hoes to go to hell. You change your number, you delete them from facebook, you start filing restraining orders. You put all of your eggs in one basket. You overlook the man's shortcomings because the dick is SO AMAZING. So amazing you practically forget your name
"i had to change my phone number so Jim and Thomas would quit calling. I'm only interested in Chad for right now.."
"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"
"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"
"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"
"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"
by bbfemmex February 11, 2010
Guy1113-" and now for my last trick I'll be able to control your mind and your whole body once I Dickmatize you my dear! And before you even Know it we will both be naked and you'll think you just fell in love, but remember that feeling of love will fade QUICKLY due to the facts of this is an illusion you'll only be dickmatized"
by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 24, 2019
by Jack Stray July 11, 2008
That stage where a situationship (after a sexual encounter) leaves you stuck and your no longer sure of your own behavior. Trance-like behavior where you let your partner get away with or conduct themselves in a manner that you know is not right.
by ComeCorrect November 14, 2015
when a person ignores the fact that the man they are dating is an asshole/abusive/worthless because they just want to be in a relationship or just want the sex. its the converse of the term pussy-whipped.
"see, a woman who's dickmatized says shit like 'oh, no no, he don't be hitting me, i just be walking into the punches and shit.' now thats dickmatized" -- Sommore
by Chrissstopher September 22, 2005
Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.
When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.
The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.
The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.
The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
by The Septic Sinnerz June 12, 2013