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An insult for all occasions. It can mean any combination of the following, Asshole, Retard, Jerk, Son of a bitch, Failure, Bastard, Jerk off, Piece of Shit, Worthless, Insuferable, Maggot, ect...
Person A: Sorry I can't give you a ride home tonight.

Person B: It's 2am, you drove me here and you know my car has a flat!

Person A: Sorry, I can't. I'm Sorry (closes the door and heads for his car)

Person B: What a total fucking Dicklos.
Dicklos by Jack Ace March 26, 2011
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dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"
dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022
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The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.
Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."
Dicklow by Wolfany May 3, 2017

Dicknose 

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.
Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.
Dicknose by AHuge August 7, 2020
ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.
Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.
dickless by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

Dicknose 

Person whose nose is exposed outside the mask he wears to avoid exposure to corona virus.
Can you believe what a dicknose that guy is for wearing his mask below his nose.
Dicknose by Fish77 July 23, 2020

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014