Dickloaf 

An Asian delicacy in which the scrotum of a young deer is prepared in a lite soy sauce and ginger root mixture, the pubes are removed vilolently via single extraction methods pior to castration. It is sauteed for twety minutes, and then steamed and inserted up the anus for maxiumen pleasure in its consumption.

You try that mule deer dickloaf.
Naw man, I prefer whitetail myself.
Oh, don't be a cumtunnel.

Dickloaf by clavis jotey October 29, 2004

dickload 

a lot of something or a huge amount.

man i got a dickload of air on that last jump!

i love you a dickload.

dickload by Pimpin8Athlete April 30, 2006

Dickload 

An international unit of measurement representing a quantity of something for the likes of which have never been seen.

Dude, i got a dickload of dank.

Dickload by Celronis October 13, 2010

Dickload 

A little less than 16 ounces.

Man, I just swallowed a dickload of seeds.

Dickload by MC Plan B May 5, 2008

dick loaf 

A slacker. lazy ass. Poor judgement. Always refers to a male.

Hey, you dick loaf's get off your lazy ass and cook some dinner.

dick loaf by uncle phil December 29, 2004

dicklafire 

when you jack off to hard and your dick is on fire

dude, my dick is on dicklafire yesterday

dicklafire by im not gay I'm a sTRAIGHT hotd February 5, 2019

dickloading 

A term a female fan of Los Angeles Lakers Point Guard D'Angelo Russell goes off in a game

Dickloading!!

dickloading by That Madness March 5, 2017