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Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dicklick in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

dicklicker

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.
dicklicker by gayson May 15, 2006
Someone who is annoying or immature who also happens to like dick.
dicklick by eugenedanyo July 12, 2006

Dicklytickly 

A male penis with 2 eyes and 2 small arms that tickle you at random moments and cause you to laugh. Commonly found in black men and Asians on the island of coo coo kowa
Dude, did you see mikes dicklytickly?
Dicklytickly by Turtleking13453 April 13, 2013

Dickerick 

A limerick poem written with or about a penis.
There once was a penis named Fred
Who had a rotund little head
And in perfect time
The head begat slime
All over my Auntie Jean's bed

"Kelly, why do you always face the wall when you write?"
"I can't help it mom, I don't like it when you watch me make my dickericks."
Dickerick by Emerson44 September 3, 2016