A disorder which affects all penises who engage in the act of anal sex with a person that's just performed a Coffee Enema. Since dark roasted coffee beans are ideal for optimal results, the strength of caffeine levels does have side effects which are penile jitters, prolonged stiffness, inability for person to sleep (insomnia) and black cock. Anyone contemplating anal sex with a partner that's hooked on coffee enemas, wait at least six hours after the enema is performed. If there is still no relief and the penis is hard AF, ask your partner to perform a super dooper blow job.
Dick: "I 'd rather suffer from Dickfienia than buy Viagra, it's cheaper and natural. Viagra might be out of business"
Di: "Yeah, just like how Uber put the taxi industry out of business"
Di: "Yeah, just like how Uber put the taxi industry out of business"
by Dicknified November 12, 2017