Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.
I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.
by $T$Money$ March 17, 2020