Dick docking 

is where two men stick their dicks together using their skin of their penis' and a little bit of spit.

God damn son, come over here with that tasty little weiner of yours and we will begin some crazy ass dick docking boo

Dick docking by D-No October 16, 2008

Dick docking 

The act of shoe horning in tik tok videos into all other media as if it is not complete tween targeted embarrassing content

Man, scrolling through r/funny, wall to wall dick docking, either Reddit's average user is an 11 year old girl or dick dock needs it's own sub for people that have had a brain injury.

Dick docking by Fresh_gumbo January 30, 2021

dick dacking 

Spending time doing nothing import. AKA lollygagging

Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.

dick dacking by lowbatt August 27, 2016

Dick Dockin' 

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.

"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...

Dick Dockin' by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016

Dick Ducking 

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

Dick Ducking by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

dick ducking 

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

dick ducking by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

Dick ducking 

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it

Why dick ducking me all of a sudden

Dick ducking by Posley January 20, 2023