Two choices a railroader gets during his/her tour of duty. Most days the supply of bubblegum is low to non-existent.
Well, as you know the two choices are dick and bubblegum. And as you can see by our orders, they ran out of bubblegum before we got called in.
by ArG !! February 23, 2011
When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"
Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.
by Salanne March 14, 2006
when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum
by Randy [Blur] Robbins April 1, 2006