by John Martini September 1, 2006
by Mutty August 26, 2005
by Salty Dog Blues June 24, 2009
Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.
Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.
Applications-
1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
Applications-
1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
by T.M. Zappa February 21, 2014
To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.
Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
by Gomzz July 20, 2010
"Please pass the gravy."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."
by Monkey&Roburg December 25, 2015