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4.
Refrence to a male to abuse them because they have genital herpes or genital warts.
Yo dicknob go wash ur balls!
by rajesh kumar February 18, 2007
 
1.
When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!
by cy&ha August 22, 2010
 
2.
Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.
Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.
by jgrooves October 08, 2010
 
3.
An asshole
Shut up, dicknob!
by ????? November 19, 2003