Dick Food 

Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.

Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.

Dick Food by Sirencio February 17, 2012

Dick Food 

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

Dick Food by Sirencio December 8, 2011

food dick 

when the food makes you horny.

Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.

food dick by poshzilla March 16, 2020

dick mashing the food 

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

dick mashing the food by plowpimp January 13, 2015

Dickfooding 

Dickfooding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a dickfooder in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.

Look at this dumbass he always dickfooding.

Nahhh the dickfooding is Crazy.

Dickfooding by ElFanum December 19, 2022