A female who has braces. If she were to perform oral sex on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. This is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man's nutsac or dank. CAUTION: Men beware these girls if they offer you oral sex, even if she has DSL!
Guy 1: Dude that girl so wants to give me dome! I'm so stoked.
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!
by Pappy is ill January 26, 2006
A term generally used to describe aggressive defense in college football (particularly the Southeastern Conference), including but not limited to Louisiana State University's Bayou Bengals, the progenitors of the term.
The Gorilla with a Chainsaw Dick really came to play tonight! The final score was 3-2! Never mind the putridity of the respective offenses of Auburn and Mississippi State.
by Big Boutros October 4, 2008
When somebody makes you so especially mad it gives you the sudden to urge to cut off their dick with a chainsaw.
by harmonyxsharpie August 8, 2018