You're in the bathroom urinal. A guy walks up behind you. "Damn, somebody's got that sex dick. Lucky Dodo bitch."
by Da Karate Kd Aka DJ Daniel-San February 23, 2011
While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.
MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"
TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."
SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"
TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."
SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"
by Monnon September 25, 2009
Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"
Guy 2 "A fucking year!"
Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."
Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."
Guy 2 "A fucking year!"
Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."
Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."
by Dizzy7 June 5, 2010