Dick in ur hand is when a bunch of guys go out and cant get any pussy..so they are standing around with there dick in there hand
by Chuco cr November 25, 2016
When you touch an object that has just been touched by a dick; in most cases that object is a hand. like if someone jerks off and you touch their hand after
Sabrina holds jeffs hand.
jeff says i just held my dick with that hand when i went pee
sabrina says WTF u just gave me second hand dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeff says i just held my dick with that hand when i went pee
sabrina says WTF u just gave me second hand dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by sabbycat14 February 4, 2010
It could be a reference to male pride, but in order to explain Sonny's usage of the phrase in The Godfather, it goes a little deeper. The word dick can also mean "nothing", and in Sonny's case I think "hand" has a double meaning. He means it literally and figuratively. If it's a reference to male pride, it's in the sense of the phrase "wearing only a smile", meaning that Michael would come out of the bathroom with nothing but his pride. More literally, Sonny wanted Michael to actually have the gun in his hand when he exited the men's room.
Sonny: I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hand.
Michael: Don't worry, I won't have my dick in my hand anyway.
Michael: Don't worry, I won't have my dick in my hand anyway.
by fizzle December 20, 2005
A phrase said to expressing male pride.
Having your "dick in your hand", though not literally, means you are holding your pride, in reference to a man's penis being his pride and joy. Often makes him feel like the shit.
Having your "dick in your hand", though not literally, means you are holding your pride, in reference to a man's penis being his pride and joy. Often makes him feel like the shit.
by The Great Houdini December 7, 2004
1) The force applied to one's penis during masturbation or hand job. Levels of "HDF" can become increasingly uncomfortable without the use of proper lubrication.
2) The act of male masturbation
2) The act of male masturbation
by kilo2824 July 1, 2011
An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.
Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.
by BTaylor4 June 12, 2013
It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.
At a sales presentation:
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
by Hoss42 March 16, 2010