by Bradinphx December 21, 2018
The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)
This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.
by NaughtybutProper September 11, 2012
Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.
Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"
by Holden5986 June 17, 2012
When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.
When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.
by BgKen April 17, 2011
Jean was giving Jimmy head, after Jean wanted to kiss Jimmy
Jimmy: no way I'm getting second hand dick!
Jimmy: no way I'm getting second hand dick!
by Fuckingbitchesallthetime October 11, 2015
A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation
Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand
song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.
B. Not taking advantage of a situation
Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand
song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.
Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
*********
Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.
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Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.
by kill yourself please October 3, 2005