dick cheese

A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.

"You're an asshole"
"Heard that before"
"Okay then dick cheese"

by gotyoguh October 15, 2011

Dick Cheese

Ejaculant that is frozen into a cheese substance

I came home from school and saw my brother making dick cheese.

by Dickcheesemghee September 20, 2015

Dick Cheese

"Dick Smith" Brand Cheese

"I am going to the store to look for some Dick Cheese"

by E.T, LCM, VB, etc December 3, 2002

dick cheese

Smegma

An orange cheese-like substance emitted from the male clitoris.

I would have blown him, but he had dick cheese.

by Beangreens September 28, 2009

Dick Cheese

A slang word amunst Plumbers discribing a white, or yellow substance found in the P-trap and the drain outlet of A often used urinal due to Calcium build up from urine, and is often the primary cause to urinal stoppages.

That Dick Cheese stinks!

by Plumb Man April 7, 2019

Dick Cheese

White shit on your dick.

Her: "I wanna eat ur dick cheese"
Me: Ok babe

by MyPPIs3InchesLong February 10, 2021

dick cheese

when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.

adam was terrified of the dick cheese he discovered crowding his package.

by vanksie November 7, 2010