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1. Dick Wagon
Similar to that of a douche bag.

The act of making yourself look stupid, while attempting to look cool. Usage of internet words in a place where such words are looked down upon.

To degrade others to make yourself look cool, often in an audience where people don't know who you are.

Literally, a wagon, but with dicks on it.
"OMG, I am going to switch teams next time, cuz you guys suck, WTF"

"Hey there, Jimbo, don't be such a dick wagon."
2. Dick Wagon
A person that is a dick and talks shit about everyone, including his girlfriend!
Man he talks so much shit about her, hes a dick wagon.

Daniel Shaw is a Dick Wagon.
3. Dick Wagon
A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.
Mike The Situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a Dick Wagon.
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