smoke dick

to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.

boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."

boy 1: "woah bro, nice."

by jadeisstraight March 12, 2017

Smoke Dick

When an addict will perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs (especially crack).

That trick will smoke dick for a twenty piece.

by LIZZY0759 August 8, 2011

Smoking dick

When a gay nigga smoke a dick

Jaylen smoking dick

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019

Smoking dick

Being a weird person or doing weird things

Why are you smoking dick bro

by Robbinyomomma2 November 1, 2019

Smoking Dick

To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.

"Are you doing your work?"

"No, I'm smoking dick."

"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."

by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013

Smoking Dick

(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.

2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.

Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.

by BigNate2018 August 21, 2018

You smoking dick.

To tell someone they trippin.

They're not dropping Airpods 2, you smoking dick.

by WhooshLikeANikeSwoosh March 16, 2019