Dick Pad has several meanings:1.it can be used as an insult over AOL Instant messenger or a forum. IE: He's such a dick pad

2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.

3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity

4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.