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Dick Pad has several can be used as an insult over AOL Instant messenger or a forum. IE: He's such a dick pad

2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.

3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity

4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.
A Twisted Illusion: Hey Casey, you are a Dick Pad.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.
by A Twisted Illusion August 13, 2006
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