2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.
3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity
4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.