dick-dabber

a male who uses one square of toilet paper to wipe off his driblets after he pees.

Bro 1: "Yo Matt dabs his dick after he pees"
Bro 2:"You mean he's a dick-dabber"
Bro 1:"Yea what a fucking pussy"

by Dawg1212 September 8, 2010

Dick Dabber

Definition of a Dick Dabber: a person who really like dick on the low! swear dey gay but will not feature their gay mate for shit!! So they can keep their dick game and money on point

My Gf a Dick Dabber because she said she'd put our pics on IG and didn't

by Shakeinbake March 2, 2016

Dick Dabber

A term used to describe a woman (especially a really pretentious woman) that performs fellatio on a man's penis by crabbing the shaft of the penis, erecting and stiffening her tongue and quickly dabbing the head of the penis once. EX. A very bad blowjob.

Man 1: "Yo check out that hot ass chick"
Man 2: "Who that uptight looking bitch right there?"
Man 1: "Yeah her I bet she sucks a mean dick"
Man 2: " No man that bitch is a dick dabber, get your money back"

by Shartguard March 20, 2015