Dick Clark

A hard slap across a person's chest while yelling "Dick Clark".

It was invented during a drunken dispute over whether it was Dick Clark or James Garner on "The Rockford Files".

If you don't keep your fuckin mouth shut you're gonna get Dick Clarked.

by TheAmazingMexicoy December 21, 2010

the Dick Clark

the act of syncing the drop of the new years ball to dropping your balls into your significant other's mouth.

Hey are you coming to the new year's eve party", "No I am doing the Dick Clark with my girlfriend

by SoloZ/TomJ June 17, 2010

Dick Clark

The guy who sounded like Corky from "Life Goes On" on New Years Eve 2005.

Dick Clark has alot in common with Corky now.

by DAR4652 January 7, 2006

Dick Clark Syndrome

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

by Bush Donkey June 18, 2011

Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)

(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".

A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"

by Hoogs February 17, 2009