A playing card with a nude male usually having one of the following... A mullet, a mustache, tight leather pants, or jean short cut-offs.
I went to collect the bill and tip from my customers but all they left for me was this Dick Card.
by Maximus Bonerus Erectionus February 4, 2010
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When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks
the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card
by Bungmangler April 16, 2007
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when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake
galen i didnt know that was a dick credit card when i put in my mouth
by Ryan12345 May 21, 2006
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When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.
Can you give me a dick credit card?
Nah. I'm only 17, I can gove you a dick debit card though!
Ok.
by SHOORTJAKEGRAYS February 25, 2016
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