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1.
When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks
the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card
by Bungmangler April 16, 2007
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2.
when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake
galen i didnt know that was a dick credit card when i put in my mouth
by Ryan12345 May 21, 2006
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