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sum1 who is muscular or built, or can be used as a verb.
"Holy fuck, is that guy ever diced up!"
"man im going to the gym and gettin diced!!"
by MaXx.PrIMmo February 17, 2009
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A Term used when you've Cut someone. This Could be a Figurative Cut (As in, you insulted someone), or a Real Cut.
"Man, First that guy Wipped out his Katana and cut you, then he called your mom Fat... You got Double Diced"
by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006
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to be on another level of intoxication; beyond the basic sliced & chopped, diced is a prime drunken state in which trap remixes of the Frozen soundtrack sound incredible
Ann: Hey guys, what are you doing tonight?
Madison: Well we were just gonna get diced and jam to the trap version of "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman," wanna join?
Ann: Wow sure, that sounds great!!!
by alexag February 04, 2015
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A word that means 'disconnected', coming from the abbreviation 'd/ced' by turning the / to an i.
<someguy>wb dude
<otherguy>thx man, i got diced
by Josh November 24, 2003
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jus a shorter way for saying you got DIsConectED from a service (phone, internet, etc.)
I keep gettin' diced using freakin AOL!!!
by k1dx87 August 30, 2003
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When someone bails on you or never shows up.
Joe: How'd your date go the other night?
Steve: Didn't, I got diced.
by Jeff1200 September 11, 2009
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mad crunked, drunk, faded, or wasted
dogg, we got hella diced after a bottle'o schnapps, it was crazy
by kris August 15, 2004
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