Diarrhadar 

The ability to detect and track the progress of diarrhea in your body; the warning your body gives you before you muddy your underoos

Danielle sat alone on the park bench, crestfallen. Earlier that day she had failed to check her diarrhadar while standing in line at Hardees Big Boy, and caca'd all down the backside of her favorite kulats.

Diarrhadar by Ph.D(iarrhea) April 18, 2013

diarrhgarita

A tequila based cocktail comprised of the following combination:
60% tequila, 20% Triple Sec,10% Coke, 10% fresh lime or lemon juice

The drink is usually served shaken with ice, on the rocks, or blended with ice (the "frozen margarita").

Frequently served with salt on the rim of the glass.

Goes In Liquid And Shades Of Greenish Brown And Exits Body In Same Fashion

I had a a really good drink last night the only explanation I can give you is it was a: diarrhgarita, It goes in the same way it came out.

diarrhgarita by ~✿~Dawn:FuStalker~✿~ June 14, 2009

diarrhoar

The plaintive, anguished wail of a diarrhea sufferer whilst making hot mudslides.

Barely an hour after eating 3 bowls of Steve's chipotle chili, the alarming sounds of Wilhelm's diarrhoar were drowning out the television.

diarrhoar by demar77 January 6, 2012

diarrharharhea 

feces which contains a large quantity of water or liquid which is expelled while laughing.

"There's just no cleaning up after yourself until you find the cure for diarrharharhea".

diarrharharhea by Paul Crawford January 2, 2008

diarrhilarious 

A joke or situation so hilariously funny that it makes you laugh so hard that you shit in your pants.

Oh man, you better wear Depends if you go see Borat. It's diarrhilarious.

diarrhilarious by figgarroo77 November 17, 2009

Diarrheared 

The verb usage of the word diarrhea.

"The Force Awakens was good. .... Then the Last Jedi came in and fucking diarrheared all over the screen for two hours."
-BQ "Tell em Steve Dave Podcast Ep 412 (53:45)"

Diarrheared by Harambe Targaryen June 25, 2021

diarrheatarded 

an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

diarrheatarded by pissant bulge March 21, 2023