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A person that comes out of the womb potty trained. This person is usually so awesome that they give naked lap dances at parties. Although they came out with this amazing talent it also causes them to cum prematurely. So they often have bastard children running around, or even locked in cages.
-Do you know Michael Detweiler?
- Yeah his first born Quimby is at the Boulevard locked in a cage.

-Diaper Virgin.
by Pimp Master B May 08, 2011