Dial-a-Prayer

Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.

I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.

Dial-a-Prayer by Willycallit August 11, 2012

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