A cursed disease in which you have to poke lancets on your skin then test with malfunctioning glucometers. Type I is juvenile while Type II is obesity-related.
Telling a fat person that they have diabetes is like telling a homosexual or sex addict that they have AIDS.
by SJ Haynes September 2, 2006
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The best people you will meet. We suffer from our pancreas not making insulin (it’s not our fault). Not to mention I didn’t eat too much sugar. We deal with enough already so don’t make stupid comments your gonna regret. Yes I have to take a shot actually 4+ a day...💙
They are a diabetic and their awesome.

No she didn’t eat too much to become diabetic.
by Kay_C15 July 7, 2019
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Diabetes: their is two main types type one, and type two type two is mostly seen in obese people which is where your body is two large to produce enough of a hormone called insulin your body needs to turn food into energy. Type one is seen in two out of a thousand people. It is when your body attacks a part of the body called the pancreas, which makes a hormone insulin in your body that turns food you eat into sugar or in other words the food turns to energy with out that hormone your body gets very sick and you can possibly die! But with the help of fake insulin which is what's in the pancreas to turn food to energy people with type one can live a HAPPY life! Type two on the other hand they need to loose lots of weight and get fit to help them out.
Doctor says My dear you have type one diabetes.
by Maybell rain August 3, 2019
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To pass away whilst flirting with small stinging insects
"Don't make eyes at that bee. You wouldn't want to diabetes."
by KeithMyArthe December 9, 2006
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diabetes is a disease that makes you cuss incesently and makes you extremely irritable(especially when you have doctors that dont know what they're doing and numbers more off the wall than a baby who drinks coffee.)
Ive had diabetes for 12 years, and i have a heck of a time telling people what it is!
by Afton February 9, 2005
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Type one is when your body produces little or no insulin, mostly in juvenile patients but can be diagnosed at any age. You usually either have to take shots daily or you have an insulin pump. Most people (of both types) test regularly(at least 4 times a day)

type two is when someone is(generally) overweight, and cannot produce enough insulin to reach all places of the body. they usually have to have pills to help.
Well, I have type 1 and i hate life. If you get diabetes...good luck living a normal life!
by Harumi Miyake January 18, 2009
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