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A crazy muthafucka that has sexy Diamond hands on his lovely Golden dick.
"You've heard of The Divine Feminine? Well, that is Thee Divine Masculine!"
"Dhivesh gets a Licky-Lick on his Dicky-Dick for a Stick-Stick. And then, a Sucky-Suck with a Fucky-Fuck."
"AHAAHAAAHAAAAAA!!!"
Dhivesh by 11-LEO-11 November 23, 2021
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driveshaft 

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.
Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.
One of the hardest languages there is, national language of Maldives.

If you have Dhivehi in your exams, I will make sure to attend your funeral. Your average maldivian parent will beat the fuck out of you until you die with the "Iloshifathi"
girl1: I got Dhivehi exams tmrw
boy1: RIP
mom: you better pass or iloshifathi dheynan
literally a sex god, will steal your girlfriend at anytime. Got a girlfriend and boom she's gone. Known to have profound hatred for jameel's...
He did the divesh with him and now jameel doesn't have a girlfriend...
Divesh by phistor of lords February 1, 2019
A vegetarian man with crazy hair who complaints about his weight in spite of being lean. He is often good looking and lacks a filter.

Between modesty and pomposity, comes divesh
When you need to buy your wedding dress, ask a divesh.
Divesh by MagnaCarta123 October 19, 2015

Driveshafted

A term best used to describe a position for anyone who works in the automotive field. This usually refers to getting screwed over by every single person that the individual comes in contact with, usually insurance companies, customers, manufacturers, bosses, owners, bums, credit criminals, scumbags, dirtbags, hosebags, and all around bags. The professional auto tech usually requires an average of 12 beers just to calm down after a long day of getting long dicked, his boss is probably dead from suicide, and his co workers are usualy miserable because they too have been ass fucked so hard that a dinner plate can easily be inserted into the anus without actually touching the sphincter. Most of these unfortunate individuals are well on their way to the insane asylum, so have some pity on them. Remember when you go to your local auto dealer to get your fucking rat fixed, you are probably the asshole that caused all this misery, so lighten up on the poor bastards. One day, one of them may go off the deep end and just fuckin' pop you one in the cocksucker.
Goddammit!!! Johnny just spent all day workin' on that piece of crap and didn't even make enough money to pay for his lunch. He got driveshafted!!