A dewmi is a person who consistently drink mountain dew with gummy candy on a daily basis. They tend to experiment with the two by making mountain dew gummies. They do this by injecting the gummy with mountain dew. If they don't have their mountain dew and gummies, it could get dangerous for they are addictive.
Girl: Where the hell did you put my mountain dew!? My gummies are missing too!
Guy: You're such a Dewmi
Girl: You ate them! -Chokes him to death-
Guy: -Faints from lack of oxygen-
Guy: You're such a Dewmi
Girl: You ate them! -Chokes him to death-
Guy: -Faints from lack of oxygen-
by Kuleara January 12, 2015
The burst of energy you get when you down a Mountain Dew quickly to get that sweet hit of caffeine you need to stay awake. Short for Mountain Dew Zoomies.
by sociologistjosh January 17, 2023