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When chased by someone weilding a random melee weapon without your knowledge.

When someone steals your watch right in front of your face.

When your girlfriend cheats on you with a gay guy.

Escaped convicts on Condemned
"Shit! that escaped convict hit me on the head from behind, stole my watch, and was gay and took my girlfriend....with her consent. He sure was devious and sneaky."
by Chronny November 24, 2007

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